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Desiccated Chimpanzee

Author: Open Book Ullapool
Year: Future

A telescope, my childhood connection with the universe, the stars millions of years ago.

You see a long way, always into the past.

a single hair from all my lovers and wives - to show that even I was trusted sometimes

My recipes - to show how I loved to cook for them.

Our boat - in which we loved to go to sea with them.

The trig point on Quinaig- where we loved to go with them.

Our house in France - which we loved to share with them.

my vacuum cleaner - it contains more of my skin than I had when I was alive

A 100 trillion dollar note from Zimbabwe:

every economist should know what happens when things go wrong.

A fountain pen - it is more fun to write with ink than tap a screen.

A whisky bottle to remember ceilidhs round the fire.

A fishing rod with memories of trout.

my glasses - so they can see the blurred world I tried to make sense of

My father’s pocket knife.

Its bone handle; the blades short and narrow.

Good steel, worn away over a lifetime.

He was given the knife for his fifteenth birthday

It was exactly one hundred years old last April 21st.

a rabbit's foot - with instructions to find the rest of the rabbit

A silver locket, one and a half inches by one inch,

diagonal corners, double-linked chain with a picture of our two children,

given for my 40th birthday

when my daughter was born.

a jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing - so they know what life is really like

A canoe paddle - for the canoe times.

A shore-crab’s moulted shell.

A much-loved book for the pleasures of reading.

a desiccated chimpanzee with lipstick so they'll wonder what the hell I was up to

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Desiccated Chimpanzee by Alastair, Barbara, Jon, Lorraine, Madeline & Sandy Open Book Ullapool