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VERMICELLI AND VERMON ON IT

Author: William Graham

So there it was – sitting on the kitchen work top – all hundreds and thousands, chocolate and multi coloured vermicelli and sweet beads, bathed in the setting summer season sunshine. It had been a busy day. So off to bed nursing my broken tooth and dehydration.

The celebration bit – yeah! – the celebration slice of cake was still there the next morning – all ceramic and looking forward to its days events, just like everyday. As for the vermon – not certain how their teeth held out.