One sunny summer morning I was getting a lift from the Costa Del Cortonvale. It would have usually taken me 40 minutes to get home. Instead, it had taken me 5 days.
I had some adventures in those days. But I’d realised I wasn’t home after some alcohol had been consumed and I found myself in a massive hot tub with four other girls who I had been apparently partying with since the day I left jail.
I ended up with bright pink hair, two odd trainers to rock about with the whole five days. Those girls are still mates to this day.
We had drunk vodka shots, tequila shots to the lyrics of the song ‘Diamonds’ by Rhianna so every time the song sang ‘diamonds’, we had taken a shot. It was the quickest I’d gotten drunk in all my life. My friend had given herself a lip piercing with a sewing needle. The other had gotten the words “bite me” tattooed to the inside of her lip.
So, as you can imagine, we had some good times but I will leave it here for now…