It’s the opening round of this year’s Strictly Ballroom Dancing, the annual reality TV extravaganza that sees all manner of people strut their stuff on the dance floor for the approval of four famous judges. And who are those judges? A washed up comedian, a retired boxer, a once great dancer who failed due to injury.
There’s a lot of tension between these Z list celebrities, and a great deal of backstabbing going on backstage.
But tonight backstabbing has taken a more literal meaning. The only truly famous judge – superstar dancer Patti O’Door – is missing. It’s up to YOU to get to the bottom of this horrifying murder. If you don’t then there might not even BE a Strictly this year!
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